Yes, these are shovels you wear on your hands and they’re made for kids, but you’re an adult and you don’t give a shit. Here’s the plan. Get a friend with a metal detector, and go walk up and down the beach. The second that thing goes off, you use these bad boys to furiously dig into the sand for treasure. Hopefully after a full day of this (and lots of beer) you’ll make your money back…investment well spent.