Cat Crib

Introducing the clever Cat Crib! (As if your cat didn’t have enough places to lounge around your home.) Now your furry feline friend can relax in a comfy hammock that fits underneath just about any chair. Provides a nice place […]

$29.99
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Minecraft Creeper Backpack

Two great things about this Creeper backpack: it has SO many pockets and it won’t explode when you touch it! This backpack can hold just about everything you would need for a day of work or school. Plus, it has […]

$39.99
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R2-D2 Measuring Cups

Just when you thought you had seen all of R2′s amazing utilities, you probably had no idea he could actually disassemble himself to help you weigh matter. You can now have your own miniature droid to help you bake galactic treats. […]

$19.99
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Dog Pool Float

You shouldn’t get to have all the fun floating in the pool soaking up the sun while sipping on your martini. Your dog that constantly circles the pool and barks at its misfortune for not joining you in your floating […]

$34.99
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Star Wars Cookbook

Learn to make awesome galactic treats that no Rebel could resist with this Star Wars cookbook. Features recipes like Wookiee Cookies, C-3PO Pancakes, and even Jedi Juice Bars that will have any Ewok drooling on Yavin 4.

$13.99
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Star Wars Love Cufflinks

Tell your significant other you really love them…Han Solo style. Just keep it simple and reply, “I love you too”. – said Han Solo NEVER. Get this pair of Han Solo/Princess Leia cufflinks and just look into her eyes and […]

$59.99
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Strawberry Kit Kats

Apparently Japan loves Kit Kat. So much so that they’ve invented pretty much every flavor you could possibly think of, including candied sweet potato. As deliciously enticing as a chocolate starch sounds, we’re featuring these strawberry flavored Kit Kat because […]

$6.49
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Humongous Heart Plush

Show the significant other that your feeble little heart cannot physically display enough love with this extra humongous plush one. This 11×9 soft plush heart cannot be beaten and cannot break, a perfect way to symbolize your strong, loving bond. […]

$17.95
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Ultimate Breakfast Machine

Your morning breakfasts will reach epic proportions (figuratively and literally) with this little device.  We all know breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so why eat some crappy cold cereal when you can easily make an amazing […]

$24.99
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Heart Shaped Umbrella

Everyone knows a loving heart can repel the rain, especially this heart shaped umbrella. Having a heart shaped umbrella will keep you dry even better than a normal umbrella (no seriously, it has a larger surface area). What better way […]

$31.29
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I Heart Heart Doctor Who Shirt

How much do you really love the Doctor? Is it like, Time Lord love? Show everyone that you love Doctor Who with BOTH your hearts with this awesome Doctor Who babydoll t-shirt. For any normal Whovian, this shirt is pretty […]

$21.99
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Lightsaber Candlestick

Turn your boring Valentine’s Day dinner into a romantic candlelit feast fit for a Sith lord. Lit by the force (of fire), this Darth Vader candlestick lightsaber comes with three full force crystals (aka. candlesticks) in case you lose your […]

$24.99
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iPhone Gaming Controller

A touch-screen device is never complete without analog buttons! Now you can step your mobile gaming up to hardcore status by sticking your iPhone in one of these Logitech PowerShell game controllers. It also extends your iPhone’s battery life for […]

$99.99
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Cupcake Tea Kettle

Making tea just got a little bit sweeter with this awesome cupcake tea kettle. This delicious-looking houseware is coated inside and out with a heat-resisting enamel to ensure that your cupcake doesn’t melt and/or blow up your kitchen. Complete with […]

$46.95
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Pixel Heart Mug

Fill up your health with this pixel heart heat-activated mug. Your hot beverage of choice will fill the heart up to maximum health, and then will slowly drain as you consume said beverage, thus prompting you to compulsively keep the […]

$11.99
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8-Bit Link Heart Bouquet

Let your nerdy significant other know how much you love them with this 8-bit heart bouquet proudly displayed by the legendary hero of Hyrule.

$9.99
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Shit Bitch Bear

This bear stands out from the vast array of Valentine’s teddy bears and gets straight to the point. Nothing says “I love you!” more than this bear and his light-hearted, sweet message. Struggling to find the right words to tell them […]

$29.79
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Shark with Frickin Laser Beam

Sure, you can give that presentation with a normal laser pointer or you can just kick it up a real notch with this. A frickin shark with a frickin laser beam on its head. Need we say anymore?

$21.59
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LEGO Ninja Turtles

They’re heroes in a half shell, and guess what…they’re green! The Turtles are way cooler than any heroes in a whole shell, so feed your nostalgic hunger with this new LEGO TMNT lair. Is there any franchise LEGO hasn’t gotten […]

$67.99
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Breaking Bad Beaker Mug

Making crystal meth can be quite exhausting, so a break for tea every now and then is just the trick to keep a meth manufacturer happy. Show everyone your favorite meth drug lord hero as you sip on some delicious […]

$12.99
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Hand Shovels

Yes, these are shovels you wear on your hands and they’re made for kids, but you’re an adult and you don’t give a shit. Here’s the plan. Get a friend with a metal detector, and go walk up and down […]

$15.20
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TARDIS Shower Rack

We’re not going to say this shower rack is bigger on the inside because: 1. its not, and 2. we’ve overused the shit out of that joke. But any Doctor Who fan would agree that holding your bacteria-ridden loofahs and […]

$44.99
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It’s a Crap Toilet Decal

Let Admiral Ackbar lead your troops into galactic bowel movement with this quite literal “It’s a Crap!” toilet decal. Put them all over your house to creep people out while they use your restroom and remind them how unhealthy your […]

$15.00
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Bed Fan

Sleeping while hot is nearly impossible, unless you live in hell and have no other choice. Fortunately, you probably don’t live in hell (yet) and can cool yourself off while you sleep with this amazing bed fan. Designed to draw […]

$79.95
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Goomba Plush Toy

Don’t let Mario have all the fun. Now you can jump on your own Goomba and smash it into oblivion! This officially licensed plush toy is 5″ tall which makes it easy for jumping on its ill-fated head.

$10.97
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TARDIS Journal

Is this TARDIS journal bigger on the inside? Well no, but it would have made for a good Doctor Who joke. Get this TARDIS journal for your friends so they can take notes of how awesome you are for getting […]

$19.99
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Spin the Shot Drinking Game

Spin the bottle is for pussies. Spin the Shot is taking this desperately bored drinking game to a whole new level. When you and your alcoholic friends want to think of an excuse to get even more drunk while sitting […]

$9.99
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Jedi Bath Robes

Being a Jedi Knight can promote some unhealthy hygiene. Take a damn shower you scruffy looking nerfherder and adorn yourself in this comfy 100% cotton Jedi Bath robe.

$45.99
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Coffee Table Aquarium

How do you dominate a species more than by containing them in a glass box and using them for decoration? By putting them in a glass box and using it as a surface to sit your coffee and your dirty, […]

$591.87
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Heated Stair Mats

With all this recent cold storms and snow, wouldn’t it be nice to not have to walk on ice cold stairs outside your house? These heated snow-melting stair mats will melt the snow away and warm up any residential stairs […]

$54.95
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Alcohol Shot Gun

Don’t you hate it when you can’t consume alcohol fast enough? Solve your “alcohol lag” by shooting it directly into your mouth! The gun holds a full shot of your beverage of choice, in which you can proceed to shoot […]

$17.40
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Color Changing Showerhead

This LED color changing showerhead showers you with the tears of unicorns, a perfect way to start the day fresh! No batteries are needed, as unicorn tears have unlimited potential energy to power the LED’s inside the showerhead.

$39.99
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Super Mario Candy Pack

This Super Mario Bros. candy pack will power up your day with tons of tart, nerdy sugar! Includes Mario Brick Breakin candy, Mushroom Sours, Question Mark Box Coin candies, Super Star candies, and the best of all… NES controller mints.

$39.99
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Hunger Games Training Shirt

Get your ridiculously comfortable training shirt for the 74th Hunger Games! With a polyester/spandex combo, you’ll be ready to fight any 12 year old little girls to the death.

$39.99
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TARDIS Mini Fridge

This TARDIS mini-fridge is bigger and colder on the inside! Don’t let the outward appearance fool you, this mini time machine can hold an entire six-pack of 12-oz cans, and can even has a warming function to keep food warm […]

$79.99
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Marvel Comics Shoes

Some lovely soul over at Etsy is hand painting our favorite superheroes on shoes! These classic slip on Vans feature superheroes from the Marvel universe like Spiderman, Thor, Captain America, and more.

$250.00
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Pug Mask

All pug owners should have this mask to freak their dogs out constantly. Have any friends obsessed with their pugs? Get this mask to let them truly be one with their brethren.

$69.88
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Pumpkin Tap Kit

Renting a keg for a Halloween party just became boring with this Pumpkin tap kit. Now you can carve pumpkins for much more practical purposes…like holding lots of cold beer.

$29.99
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Minecraft Light-Up Redstone

Light up your bedroom with the ever resourceful redstone ore! If you’ve ever played Minecraft then you’ll know exactly what this is and how awesome it is. If you haven’t we highly suggest you go play it right now (warning: […]

$24.99
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Wearable Sleeping Bags

Sleep anywhere your heart desires in pure comfort with a wearable sleeping bag. Transform back-breaking park benches, bathroom stalls, and even concrete driveways into plush, comfy beds! Use it as a failsafe for your drunken escapades or just use it […]

$159.95
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Dinosaur Rider Costume

Roll up to that Halloween party in prehistoric fashion by presenting your awesomeness to the world on top of a carnivorous dinosaur!

$59.99
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Sphero Robotic Ball

It’s a robot in a ball that you control with your smartphone, need we say more? We highly recommend using this device to mind-torture your dog or cat, its great entertainment.

$129.99
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Travel Boy Luggage

Nothing screams “I’m a NERD!” more at an airport than Game Boy themed carry on luggage, and that’s ok! Everyone at the airport will be waiting for their boring luggage and hating their lives while you’ll be patiently waiting for […]

$69.99
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Fuck This Shit Pencils

Now you can finally express how you truly feel about the ridiculous writing assignment your numb fingers are working on to everyone else in the classroom. Even if you love writing and inside you’re saying, “this is awesome!”, to the […]

$8.00
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High Powered Laser

Well folks, this is about as close as you can get to a real lightsaber. These lasers are extremely powerful, enough to burn holes through stuff and be seen by aliens on far away planets. (Seriously, the lasers can be […]

$299.99
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Adventure Time Gassy Jake

Dogs fart all the time, but only this adventuring dog farts with magical power! This gaseous game of hot potato plays kind of the same, except you’ll get farted on by Jake, and thats never fun.

$16.99
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Mass Effect Gun Replica

If you lack a Krogan body guard by your side, then this Carnifex replica pistol from Mass Effect will have to suffice for now. The highly detailed lights are real LED’s, and this limited edition firearm comes hand painted for […]

$399.99
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Star Trek Rug

The USS Enterprise would never fit in your apartment unless it was in only two dimensions, so take advantage of this awesome Star Trek rug and turn your boring living room into a work of science-fiction art!

$69.99
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Doctor Who TARDIS Blanket

Disappear into time and space with this comfy TARDIS throw blanket, telepathically threaded by slaved Daleks who will never experience the warm, soft touch of the Doctor’s time machine.

$24.99
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Jetlev Water Jetpack

Haven’t you ever wanted to fly around on a pegasus? Well you can’t (yet), so this awesome water-powered jetpack will have to do. This is one product we all are screaming to JUST TAKE ALL OUR MONEY!!

$68,500
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