Home & Office
It’s a Crap Toilet Decal
Let Admiral Ackbar lead your troops into galactic bowel movement with this quite literal “It’s a Crap!” toilet decal. Put them all over your house to creep people out while they use your restroom and remind them how unhealthy your […]
Bed Fan
Sleeping while hot is nearly impossible, unless you live in hell and have no other choice. Fortunately, you probably don’t live in hell (yet) and can cool yourself off while you sleep with this amazing bed fan. Designed to draw […]
Goomba Plush Toy
Don’t let Mario have all the fun. Now you can jump on your own Goomba and smash it into oblivion! This officially licensed plush toy is 5″ tall which makes it easy for jumping on its ill-fated head.
TARDIS Journal
Is this TARDIS journal bigger on the inside? Well no, but it would have made for a good Doctor Who joke. Get this TARDIS journal for your friends so they can take notes of how awesome you are for getting […]
Spin the Shot Drinking Game
Spin the bottle is for pussies. Spin the Shot is taking this desperately bored drinking game to a whole new level. When you and your alcoholic friends want to think of an excuse to get even more drunk while sitting […]
Jedi Bath Robes
Being a Jedi Knight can promote some unhealthy hygiene. Take a damn shower you scruffy looking nerfherder and adorn yourself in this comfy 100% cotton Jedi Bath robe.
Coffee Table Aquarium
How do you dominate a species more than by containing them in a glass box and using them for decoration? By putting them in a glass box and using it as a surface to sit your coffee and your dirty, […]
Heated Stair Mats
With all this recent cold storms and snow, wouldn’t it be nice to not have to walk on ice cold stairs outside your house? These heated snow-melting stair mats will melt the snow away and warm up any residential stairs […]
Alcohol Shot Gun
Don’t you hate it when you can’t consume alcohol fast enough? Solve your “alcohol lag” by shooting it directly into your mouth! The gun holds a full shot of your beverage of choice, in which you can proceed to shoot […]
Color Changing Showerhead
This LED color changing showerhead showers you with the tears of unicorns, a perfect way to start the day fresh! No batteries are needed, as unicorn tears have unlimited potential energy to power the LED’s inside the showerhead.
Super Mario Candy Pack
This Super Mario Bros. candy pack will power up your day with tons of tart, nerdy sugar! Includes Mario Brick Breakin candy, Mushroom Sours, Question Mark Box Coin candies, Super Star candies, and the best of all… NES controller mints.
Hunger Games Training Shirt
Get your ridiculously comfortable training shirt for the 74th Hunger Games! With a polyester/spandex combo, you’ll be ready to fight any 12 year old little girls to the death.